Always Sunny Birthday Card

Your wild card buddy deserves better than some grocery store card featuring cats in party hats. They need the chaotic energy of Philly's finest basement-dweller.

Why it's wildly appropriate:

• Celebrates the friend who might actually own a rat-beating stick

• Perfect for anyone whose life choices deserve hazard labels

• Contains exactly zero corporate sentiments or glitter

Nothing says "I understand your chaos" like Charlie — king of illiteracy, kitten mittens, and suspicious stains. As far as pop culture gifts for him go, this card screams "your specific brand of unhinged is actually my favorite thing about you."

Product Details:

• Standard 5" x 7" size (perfect for refrigerators and evidence boards)

• Comes with kraft paper envelope

• Blank inside

Get it before your mom asks why you're friends with "that person."

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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