Cook My Meat Card

We all have that friend who knows exactly how they want their steak prepared. Not medium-rare. Not medium. But that precise 138.5-degree sweet spot that requires NASA-level precision. This Lisa from Temecula card celebrates their delightfully particular food personality.

Why it's hilariously perfect:

• Honors friends who have a passionate relationship with sketch comedy and/or proper meat temperatures
• Features Lisa's iconic "Cook my meat!" battle cry
• Perfect for anyone who considers steak preparation an art form, not a suggestion
• Commemorates that time they explained "Pittsburgh rare" to a confused server for 7 minutes

When your bestie has their own special vocabulary for describing doneness levels that aren't on any culinary chart, they deserve this card more than another chance to educate the staff at Texas Roadhouse about proper grilling techniques.

Buy it before it gets overcooked. Pairs well with a waterproof Cook My Meat sticker.

Product Details: 

• Standard 5" x 7" size (smaller than a menu but bigger than a meat thermometer)
• Comes with kraft paper envelope (no trace of A1 sauce)
• Blank inside (fill it with your favorite meat-based recipes)

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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