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Pictured: My late mother, Pam, and me, waiting in line to see Motörhead ca. 1980.

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Mastering the Irish Goodbye and other avoidance techniques

The Coolest Yearbooks Ever (and Perfect Movie Gifts, Duh)
The Coolest Yearbooks Ever (and Perfect Movie Gifts, Duh)

A celebrity coffee table book might not seem like a gateway drug to art and emotional depth, but Double Exposure proves that even the butler from Overboard knew how to frame a face.

How To Politely Tell Someone Their Opinion Is Terrible
How To Politely Tell Someone Their Opinion Is Terrible

“Agree to disagree on where all those moon rocks came from.”

The Top 5 Most Patriotic Foods, Or How To Win Your Fourth of July Party
The Top 5 Most Patriotic Foods, Or How To Win Your Fourth of July Party

You know what they say: The deeper the fry, the deeper your love for bicameral legislation.