But First Sticker

Get ready to peel, stick, and bring the surveillance state to your daily routine. This Big Brother water bottle sticker, featuring Julie’s iconic catchphrase, demands your attention.

It's like a reality TV confessional for your Hydro Flask – but without the drama, questionable mustaches, and inexplicable shouting.

Slap this waterproof sucker on and let the subtle chaos ensue. It's not just a clever Big Brother laptop sticker; it's an alliance in the making.*

Details —

• Size: 3” × 1.75”
• Material: weatherproof matte vinyl
• Adhesive: permanent
• Safe for: water bottles, laptops, vehicles
• Not safe for: effing bowie jane
  

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of the illustrator's mom, Pam, the original PGC.

*Just don’t make it an all-girls one, OK? Those never work.

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