Hello Sculpture Card

For the longest time, I thought this music video, where our dude serenades a blind woman into crafting a rather questionable sculpture of his head, was some 1980s fever dream I had after another soybean-based hot dog from my Midwestern elementary school’s cafeteria.

Nope. The Hello video? The awkward seduction? Totally real. (So are soybean hot dogs, BT-dubs. They’re kinda green.)

Fast forward to today, and one of MTV’s most bizarre moments is captured forever on this whimsical card. It's a scene so uncomfortable, it’s circled back to being hilarious.

It’s not just a greeting card, either. It's a journey back to a pastel time when mullets, clay, and what sure seems like stalking mingled under the gauzy lighting of America in the 1980s.

Forget those iconic Hello chords; this card strikes a chord of humor that resonates through the annals of pop culture absurdity. Say “Hello” to the card that’s been looking for you... in the most '80s way possible.

Details —

• Size: 5” × 7”
• Inside: blank for your message
• Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
• Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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