Joseph You Are Not the Father Card

Spread a little Maury magic this holiday season with a card that serves up more suspense than a family dinner after three glasses of eggnog. 

Featuring the legend himself, Maury Povich, delivering his iconic verdict — “Joseph, you are NOT the father” — this card is perfect for the friend who lives for drama, the cousin who’s always stirring the pot, or your buddy Joseph, who will never let this one go. 

Whether it’s an inside joke or just a love for iconic TV moments, this card is here to keep your holidays anything but silent, and all for less than the cost of a DNA test.

Details —

• Size: 5” × 7”
• Inside: blank for your message
• Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
• Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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