Small Government Sticker

Attention, connoisseurs of fine meats and lovers of the great outdoors! Presenting the stoic visage of Pawnee's grumpiest civil servant, now available in sticker form to fortify your personal belongings with a touch of masculine resilience. It's not just a parks and rec sticker; it's a silent nod to the Ron in all of us.

Just like Ron's wardrobe, this sticker is a no-frills badge of honor, a declaration of independence from the unnecessary fuss of the world. Sticking it to your possessions is like a pledge to live a life of simplicity and sturdiness.

With every look at Ron's unimpressed expression, you'll be reminded to cut the chit-chat and do what needs to be done. It's your daily dose of wisdom, minus the words, because, let's face it, Ron wouldn't waste his breath.

Slap this emblem of the man, the myth, the mustache on your stuff and transform every item into a fortress of solitude and strength. Whether you're facing a challenging day or simply need to channel some Swanson-esque self-reliance, this parks and rec sticker has your back.

Details —

• Size: 3" × 3”
• Material: weatherproof vinyl
• Adhesive: permanent
• Safe for: water bottles, laptops, vehicles
• Not safe for: some (not all) women named Tammy
  

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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