Everything Is Terrible But You Card

In a world where every silver lining is just another cloud plotting its next move, this love and friendship card is an unexpected jolt of joy, sort of like cat massage therapy but with less purring and general creepiness. It's for when life hands you lemons, and you're like, "Great, now what? I asked for a kitten."

Think of this card as your emotional lightning rod in the thunderstorm of life's absurdities. Give it to that person who, amidst the daily soap opera of existential angst, makes everything a bit more bearable: The one who makes you say, "Well, if I'm going to be stuck in a metaphorical dinghy in the ocean of life's madness, I'm glad you're there, even if you forgot to bring the oars. And that kitten I keep asking for."

It's easy to get swallowed up in the maelstrom of misinformation and despair right now. This card is your way of telling your anchor that you're in it together. They're the sprinkle of sanity on the margarita rim of your existence – or maybe just the tequila, because let's be real, sanity is overrated.

Details —

• Size: 5” × 7”
• Inside: blank for your message
• Paper: heavyweight matte
  
• Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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