Old Saint Nic Christmas Card

Forget the predictable snowflakes and reindeer; this card is for those who know that “jolly” doesn’t just happen — it’s earned through hard work, decades of tenacity, and the occasional freakout.

Whether you’re spreading goodwill or just testing your gift recipient’s pop-culture IQ, this sweaty-looking card does the heavy lifting. Hand it over with a straight face, watch as their expression shifts from confusion to awe, and bask in your seasonal superiority. It’s not just a funny holiday card for movie lovers; it’s a statement piece for your unparalleled taste in both cinema and comedy. 

Speaking of which, It’s also easy to frame! That means it doubles as affordable holiday decor! (I do that on purpose, y’all.)

So, go ahead — ditch the boring-ass Hallmark aisle and level up your Christmas game with this pop culture portrait that pays tribute to American cinema’s baddest lieutenant from any port of call. This isn’t any ol’ St. Nick. This is Saint Nic, and he’s ready to switch faces or scream about bees, maybe use the Declaration of Independence as a map or something… we’ll see how it goes.

Details —

• Size: 5” × 7”
• Inside: blank for your message
• Paper: heavyweight matte (white)
• Envelope: speckled kraft paper

A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC.

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